Did George, Jacob & Jim Donner think to bring BBQ sauce when they lit out for Cali from Springfield, Illinois? It would've made their final, desperate situation more palatable, perhaps even delightful.
If I were caught in a cannibalisitic predicament amongst my closest friends, say in a freak snowboarding incident, this is why I'd eat them:
1) Luke - Dude has some thick shanks. Have you seen those things jiggle? Great breasts as well. You could survive off Luke leftovers for a week.
2) Ryan - Ryan's diet is heavy with protein. He'd be a pretty hearty meal. Because of his height, there's an ample amount of meat on his bones. A one-man banquet.
3) Johnny - Thick legs run in the Sanders family.
4) Gabe - Stalky wrestler. Tough, yet protein-packed.
5) Steve - Runs and bikes a lot 'cus he's an unemployed bum. Steve is tall. Lean, but worth several healthy meals. A smorgasbord.
6) Chris - Another skinny & tall guy. He'd be like chicken on a stick. I'd have Chris curry-style.
7) Leigh - Appetizer.
8) Si - A delicacy. Probably the healthiest to eat of 'em all.
Steve & Si: with a fine wine, you're four-star dining.
Johnny's legs would go well with Webb Ranch sauce
Prime Ryan
The Main Course
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